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Repairman Jack awoke with light in his eyes,
white noise in his ears, and an ache in his back.
He had fallen asleep on the couch in the
spare bedroom where he kept his Betamax and projection tv. He
turned his head toward the set. A nervous tweed pattern buzzed
around on the six-foot screen while the air conditioner in the
right half of the double window beside it worked full blast to keep
the room at seventy.
He got to his feet with a groan and shut off
the tv projector. The hiss of white noise stopped. He leaned over
and touched his toes, then straightened and rotated his lower
spine. His back was killing him. That couch was made for sitting,
not sleeping.
He stepped to the Betamax and ejected the
tape. He had fallen asleep during the closing credits of the 1931
Frankenstein, part one of Repairman Jack’s
Unofficial James Whale Festival.
Poor Henry Frankenstein, he thought, slipping
the cassette into its box. Despite all evidence to the contrary,
despite what everyone around him thought, Henry had been sure he
was sane.
Jack located the proper slot in the cassette
rack on the wall, shoved Frankenstein in,
and pulled out its neighbor: The Bride of
Frankenstein, part two of his private James Whale
Festival.
A glance out the window revealed the usual
vista of sandy shore, still blue ocean, and supine sunbathers. He
was tired of the view. Especially since some of the bricks had
started showing through. It had been three years since he’d had the
scene painted on the blank wall facing the windows of this and the
other bedroom. Long enough. The beach scene no longer interested
him. Perhaps a rain forest mural would be better. With lots of
birds and reptiles and animals hiding in the foliage. Yes… a rain
forest. He filed the thought away. He’d have to keep an eye out for
someone who could do the job justice.
The phone began ringing in the front room.
Who could that be? He’d changed his number a couple of months ago.
Only a few people had it. He didn’t bother to lift the receiver.
The answerphone would take care of that. He heard a click, heard
his own voice start his standard salutation:
“Pinocchio Productions…
I’m not in right now, but if you’ll—”
A woman’s voice broke in over his own, her
tone impatient. “Pick up if you’re there, Jack. Otherwise I’ll call
back later.”
Gia!
Jack nearly tripped over his own feet in his
haste to reach the phone. He turned off the answerphone with one
hand and picked up the receiver with the other.
“Gia? That you?”
“Yes, it’s me.” Her voice was flat, almost
resentful.
“God! It’s been a long time!” Two months.
Forever. He had to sit down. “I’m so glad you called.”
“It’s not what you think, Jack.”
“What do you mean?”
“I’m not calling for myself. If it were up to
me I wouldn’t be calling at all. But Nellie asked me to.”
His jubilation faded but he kept talking.
“Who’s Nellie?” He drew a blank on the name.
“Nellie Paton. You must remember Nellie and
Grace—the two English ladies?”
“Oh, yeah. How could I forget? They
introduced us.”
“I’ve managed to forgive them.”
Jack let that go by without comment. “What’s
the problem?”
“Grace has disappeared. She hasn’t been seen
since she went to bed Monday night.”
He remembered Grace Westphalen: a very prim
and proper Englishwoman pushing seventy. Not the eloping
sort.
“Have the police—?”
“Of course. But Nellie wanted me to call you
to see if you’d help. So I’m calling.”
“Does she want me to come over?”
“Yes. If you will.”
“Will you be there?”
She gave an exasperated sigh. “Yes. Are you
coming or not?”
“I’m on my way.”
“Better wait. The patrolmen who were here
said a detective from the department would be coming by this
morning.”
“Oh.” That wasn’t good.
“I thought that might
slow you up.”
She didn’t have to sound so smug about it.
“I’ll be there after lunch.”
“You know the address?”
“I know it’s a yellow townhouse on Sutton
Square. There’s only one.”
“I’ll tell her to expect you.”
And then she hung up.
Jack tossed the receiver in his hand, cradled
it on the answerphone again, and flipped the switch to ON.
He was going to see Gia today. She had called
him. She hadn’t been friendly and she had said she was calling for
someone else—but she had called. That was more than she had done
since she had walked out. He couldn’t help feeling good.
He strolled through his third-floor
apartment’s front room, which served as living room and dining
room. He found the room immensely comfortable, but few visitors
shared his enthusiasm. His best friend, Abe Grossman, had, in one
of his more generous moods, described the room as “claustrophobic.”
When Abe was feeling grumpy he said it made the Addams Family house
look like it had been decorated by Bauhaus.
Old movie posters covered the walls along
with bric-a-brac shelves loaded with the “neat stuff” Jack
continually picked up in forgotten junk stores during his
wanderings through the city. He wound his way through a collection
of old Victorian golden oak furniture that left little room for
anything else. There was a seven-foot hutch, intricately carved, a
fold-out secretary, a sagging, high-backed sofa, a massive
claw-foot dining table, two endtables whose legs each ended in a
bird’s foot clasping a crystal sphere, and his favorite, a big,
wing-back chair.
He reached the bathroom and started the hated
morning ritual of shaving. As he ran the Trac II over his cheeks
and throat he considered the idea of a beard again. He didn’t have
a bad face. Brown eyes, dark brown hair growing perhaps a little
too low on his forehead. A nose neither too big nor too small. He
smiled at himself in the mirror. Not an altogether hideous
grimace—what they used to call a shit-eating grin. The teeth could
have been whiter and straighter, and the lips were on the thin
side, but not a bad smile. An inoffensive face. As an added bonus,
there was a wiry, well-muscled, five-eleven frame that went along
with the face at no extra charge.
So what’s not to like?
His smile faltered.
Ask Gia. She seems to think she knows what’s
not to like.
But all that was going to change starting
today.
After a quick shower, he dressed and downed a
couple of bowls of Cocoa Puffs, then strapped on his ankle holster
and slipped the world’s smallest .45, a Semmerling skeleton model
LM-4, into it. He knew the holster was going to be hot against his
leg, but he never went out unarmed. His peace of mind would
compensate for any physical discomfort.
He checked the peephole in the front door,
then twisted the central knob, retracting the four bolts at the
top, bottom, and both sides. The heat in the third floor hall
slammed against him at the threshold. He was wearing Levis and a
lightweight short-sleeved shirt. He was glad he had skipped the
undershirt. Already the humidity in the hall was worming its way
into his clothes and oozing over his skin as he headed down to the
street.
Jack stood on the front steps for a moment.
Sunlight glared sullenly through the haze over the roof of the
Museum of Natural History far down the street to his right. The wet
air hung motionless above the pavement. He could see it, smell it,
taste it—and it looked, smelled, and tasted dirty. Dust, soot, and
lint laced with carbon monoxide, with perhaps a hint of rancid
butter from the garbage can around the corner in the alley.
Ah! The Upper West Side in August.
He ambled down to the sidewalk and walked
west, along the row of brownstones that lined his street, to the
phone booth on the corner. Not a booth, actually; an open chrome
and plastic crate on a pedestal. At least it was still in one
piece. At regular intervals someone yanked out its receiver,
leaving multicolored strands of wire dangling from the socket like
nerves from an amputated limb stump. At other times someone would
take the time and effort to jam a small wedge of paper into the
coin slot, or the tips of toothpicks into the tiny spaces between
the pushbuttons and the facing. He never ceased to be amazed by the
strange hobbies of some of his fellow New Yorkers.
He dialed his office number and sounded his
beeper into the mouthpiece. A recorded voice—not Jack’s—came over
the wire with the familiar message:
“This is Repairman Jack. I’m
out on a call now, but when you hear the tone, leave your name and
number and give me a brief idea of the nature of your problem. I’ll
get back to you as soon as possible.”
There was a tone and then a woman’s voice
talking about a problem with the timer on her dryer. Another beep
and a man was looking for some free information on how to fix a
blender. Jack ignored the numbers they gave; he had no intention of
calling them back. But how did they get his number? He had
restricted his name to the white pages—with an incorrect street
address, naturally—to cut down on appliance repair calls, but
people managed to find him anyway.
The third and last voice was unique: smooth
in tone, the words clipped, rapid, tinged with Britain, but
definitely not British. Jack knew a couple of Pakistanis who
sounded like that. The man was obviously upset, and stumbled over
his words.
“Mr. Jack… my mother—grandmother—was beaten
terribly last night. I must speak to you immediately. It is
terribly important.” He gave his name and a number where he could
be reached.
That was one call Jack would return, even
though he was going to have to turn the man down. He intended to
devote all his time to Gia’s problem. And to Gia. This might be his
last chance with her.
He punched in the number. The clipped voice
answered in the middle of the second ring.
“Mr. Bahkti? This is Repairman Jack. You
called my office during the night and—”
Mr. Bahkti was suddenly very guarded. “This
is not the same voice on the answering machine.”
Sharp, Jack thought. The voice on the machine
belonged to Abe Grossman. Jack never used his own voice on the
office phone. But most people didn’t spot that.
“An old tape,” Jack told him.
“Ahhh. Well, then. I must see you
immediately, Mr. Jack. It is a matter of the utmost importance. A
matter of life and death.”
“I don’t know, Mr. Bahkti, I—”
“You must! There can
be no refusal!” A new note had crept in: This was not a man used to
being refused. The tone was one that never set well with
Jack.
“You don’t understand. My time is already
taken up with other—”
“Mr. Jack! Are the other matters crucial to a
woman’s life? Can they not be put aside for even a short while? My…
grandmother was mercilessly beaten on the streets of your city. She
needs help that I cannot give her. So I’ve come to you.”
Jack knew what Mr. Bahkti was up to. He
thought he was pushing Jack’s buttons. Jack mildly resented it, but
he was used to it and decided to hear him out anyway.
Bahkti had already launched into his
narrative.
“Her car—an American car, I might add—broke
down last night. And when she—”
“Save it for later,” Jack told him, happy to
be the one doing the cutting off for a change.
“You will meet me at the hospital? She is in
St. Clare’s—”
“No. Our first meeting will be where I say. I
meet all customers on my home turf. No exceptions.”
“Very well,” Bahkti said with a minimum of
grace. “But we must meet very soon. There is so little time.”
Jack gave him the address of Julio’s Bar two
blocks uptown from where he stood. He checked his watch. “It’s just
shy of ten now. Be there at ten-thirty sharp.”
“Half an hour? I don’t know if I can be there
by then!”
Fine! Jack liked to give customers as little
time as possible to prepare for their first meeting.
“Ten-thirty. You’ve got ten minutes grace.
Any later and I’ll be gone.”
“Ten-thirty,” Mr. Bahkti said and hung
up.
That annoyed Jack. He had wanted to hang up
first.
He walked north on Columbus Avenue, keeping
to the shade on the right. It was opening time for some of the
shops, but most had been going strong for hours.
Julio’s was open. But then, Julio’s rarely
closed. Jack knew the first customers wandered in minutes after
Julio unlocked at six in the morning. Some were just getting off
their shift and stopped by for a beer, a hard boiled egg, and a
soft seat; others stood at the bar and downed a quick bracer before
starting the day’s work. And still others spent the better part of
every day in the cool darkness.
“Jacko!” Julio cried from behind the bar. He
was standing up but only his head and the top half of his chest
were visible.
They didn’t shake hands. They knew each other
too well and saw each other too often for that. They had been
friends for many years, ever since the time Julio began to suspect
that his sister Rosa was getting punched around by her husband. It
had been a delicate matter. Jack had fixed it for him. Since then
the little man had screened Jack’s customers. For Julio possessed a
talent, a nose, a sixth sense of sorts for spotting members of
officialdom. Much of Jack’s energy was devoted to avoiding such
people; his way of life depended on it. And, too, in Jack’s line of
work he very often found it necessary to make other people angry in
the course of serving a customer’s interests. Julio also kept an
eye out for angry people.
So far, Julio had never failed him.
“Beer or business?”
“Before noon? What do you think?”
The remark earned Jack a brief dirty look
from a sweaty old codger nursing a boilermaker.
Julio came out from behind the bar and
followed Jack to a rear booth, drying his hands on a towel as he
swaggered along. A daily regime with free weights and gymnastics
had earned him thickly muscled arms and shoulders. His hair was
wavy and heavily oiled, his skin swarthy, his moustache a pencil
line along his upper lip.
“How many and when?”
“One. Ten-thirty.” Jack slipped into the last
booth and sat with a clear view of the door. The rear exit was two
steps away. “Name’s Bahkti. Sounds like he’s from Pakistan or
someplace around there.”
“A man of color.”
“More color than you, no doubt.”
“Gotcha. Coffee?”
“Sure.”
Jack thought about seeing Gia later today. A
nice thought. They’d meet, they’d touch, and Gia would remember
what they’d had, and maybe… just maybe… she’d realize that he
wasn’t such a bad guy after all. He began whistling through his
teeth. Julio gave him a strange look as he returned with a coffee
pot, a cup, and the morning’s Daily
News.
“How come you’re in such a good mood?”
“Why not?”
“You been a grouch for months now,
man.”
Jack hadn’t realized it had been so obvious.
“Personal.”
Julio shrugged and poured him a cup of
coffee. Jack sipped it black while he waited. He never liked first
meetings with a customer. There was always a chance he wasn’t a
customer but somebody with a score to settle. He got up and checked
the exit door to make sure it was unlocked.
Two Con Ed workers came in for a coffee
break. They took their coffee clear and golden with a foamy cap,
poured into pilsner glasses as they watched the tv over the bar.
Phil Donahue was interviewing three transvestite grammar school
teachers; everyone on the screen, including Donahue, had green hair
and pumpkin-colored complexions. Julio served the Con Ed men a
second round, then came out from behind the bar and took a seat by
the door.
Jack glanced at the paper. “WHERE ARE THE
WINOS?” was the headline. The press was getting lots of mileage out
of the rapid and mysterious dwindling of the city’s derelict
population during the past few months.
At ten-thirty-two, Mr. Bahkti came in. No
doubt it was him. He wore a white turban and a navy blue Nehru-type
tunic. His dark skin seemed to blend into his clothes. For an
instant after the door swung shut behind him, all Jack could see
was a turban floating in the air at the other end of the dim
tavern.
Julio approached him immediately. Words were
exchanged and Jack noted the newcomer flinch away as Julio leaned
against him. He seemed angry as Julio walked toward Jack with an
elaborate shrug.
“He’s clean,” he said as he came back to
Jack’s booth. “Clean but weird.”
“How do you read him?”
“That’s jus’ it—I don’t read him. He’s
bottled up real tight. Nothing at all out of that guy. Nothing but
creeps.”
“What?”
“Something ’bout him gives me the creeps,
man. Wouldn’t want to get on his wrong side. You better be sure you
can make him happy before you take him on.”
Jack drummed his fingers on the table.
Julio’s reaction made him uneasy. The little man was all macho and
braggadocio. He must have sensed something pretty unsettling about
Mr. Bahkti to have even mentioned it.
“What’d you do to get him riled up?” Jack
asked.
“Nothing special. He just got real ticked off
when I gave him my ’accidental frisk.’ Didn’t like that one bit. Do
I send him back, or you wanna take off?”
Jack hesitated, toying with the idea of
getting out now. After all, he probably was going to have to turn
the man down anyway. But he had agreed to meet him, and the guy had
arrived on time.
“Send him back and let’s get this over
with.”
Julio waved Bahkti toward the booth and
headed back to his place behind the bar.
Bahkti strolled toward Jack with a smooth,
gliding gait that reeked of confidence and self-assurance. He was
halfway down the aisle when Jack realized with a start that his
left arm was missing at the shoulder. But there was no pinned-up
empty sleeve—the jacket had been tailored without a left sleeve. He
was a tall man—six-three, Jack guessed—lean but sturdy. Well into
his forties, maybe fifty. The nose was long; he wore a sculpted
beard, neatly trimmed to a point at the chin. What could be seen of
his mouth was wide and thin-lipped. The whites of his deep walnut
eyes almost glowed in the darkness of his face, reminding Jack of
John Barrymore in Svengali.
He stopped at the edge of the facing
banquette and looked down at Jack, taking his measure just as Jack
was taking his.